Tie A Karate Belt Well To Avert Disaster At The Dojo

I have a five-year-old son who recently decided hetied a good strong knot to keep it on his torso and
wanted to take up the art of karate. Well, as youoff we went.
can guess, I was thrilled that he wanted to getWhen we arrived, he walked proudly into the room
involved with something that would teach him soonly to have some of the other students snicker at
much for the life that lies before him. Little did Ihim. I looked around to see what was wrong and
know that I too, would have to become an expert inwhy they would be doing that. Apparently, to my
the ways of karate fashion!surprise, I had tied his karate belt completely wrong
We went through all the steps to get him signed upand it looked as if he had a huge lump in his tummy.
and get his karate gi. Now all there was to do wasIt didn't matter to him, he stood there in all his glory,
await the big day when he was to start his class. Heproud as can be.
ran around the house with his 'Sponge Bob' karateOne of the other kids dads gave a quick lesson on
gloves on, chopping into everything he could get hishow to tie the belt and I immediately called him over
little hands on. With his enthusiasm, he soon had theto fix the problem. I was just a bit too late as when
whole family getting into the spirit of things and wehe turned to look at me while jumping in the air, the
all were getting anxious for the classes to start.top half of his gi came apart and just about fell off
Well, as his big day neared, he took to wearing his giof him due to my awful knot. I got him over to me
both day and night. He was not very good at tyingas quick as possible and fixed it so he was none the
knots so this quickly became a dilemma. He wouldwiser. I learned that the belt should sit just above
put on his uniform to fight the evildoers in the housethe hip bones, for if it is in any way different, it will
and I was expected to quickly tie the belt on hisuntie and fall off. The ends of the belt need to be of
uniform. Then, when he would switch back to hisequal lengths to make sure that it doesn't interfere
own personality, he again would want a Quick Drawwith your body parts getting caught in it and you
McGraw change of the gi. I, of course, obliged.should make sure that the belt doesn't cross itself at
Well, this went on right up until the big day. Whenthe back.
the day arrived that he was to go to his first karateHe loves his karate classes. I love my wrestling,
class, we all took much pride in getting him ready forjujitsu and kick boxing classes. As a family, we have
his first lesson. I helped him get dressed, all the wayit covered!
down to tying the white belt around his little waist. I