Westminster Kennel Club--No County Fair!

I miss the animal events at county fairs, but as closeIt's not easy to groom a mule! Some days old blue
as I get to one these days is by watching thejust doesn't want his mane blown dry by a hair dryer!
Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show on TV. It's notThat's when he kicks and bites. Most mule skinners
quite the same, I guess I miss the smells. In today'swill say a goat is easier to train walk show- style than
technical world I guess I'll have to be satisfied witha mule. It's a fact that a mule trains its owner in the
electronic dog shows.steps of a show.
The Westminster television show was a masterfulOne glaring difference between the Westminster
production, timed to perfection with the announcerKennel Dog Show and the average county fair of my
and play by play guy saying all sorts of exciting thingsyouth, are the competing aromas of the animal
like, "This Great Dane really knows how to connectexhibits at the fair. The dog shows I've seen on
with the crowd, doesn't he Charles?", as this hugetelevision never show one of those pampered mutts
dog gallops like a run-a-way train around the ring,urinating or worse on the feet of the judges. Not so
dragging his handler behind him as the audiencewith a cow or horse. I've never really given much
erupts in applause.thought of how to train a cow to use a newspaper
As great as this show was, I miss the livestockat the appropriate time, because they're really free
shows at county fairs. It's exciting to watch thespirits and when nature calls, they go.
owner a of a prized cow nervously currying andThe pig event at county fairs is always a big thrill.
curling the hair of a beautiful white faced heifer as heOften today these events are sponsored by local
or she nervously await their time with the judges.4-H clubs or FFA chapters. There are kids of all ages
The straw and manure of the stables always lent awalking their pigs around the arena just like pooches
not unpleasant aroma around the stalls of thedo at the kennel show. The difference is the dogs
contestants. This added feature is not allowed atare usually well behaved and strut around the track
most dog shows.with their handlers.
Though the hour was late, most of America thatYou don't really train a pig. Swine have their own free
was still awake at the time of the final judging forspirit genes and often you'll see pure chaos in the
Best of Show, cheered for the Beagle named Uno!area with owners chasing their pigs before they can
This was the first time the breed had ever won theescape out the door. My farming cousins also tell me
top honor at this glitzy show, making this an historicthat for all their joy of rolling in the mud, pigs really
occasion. The crowd was on its feet with a standingdon't like to take a bath.
ovation while Uno did his part by howling and barkingCows on the other hand, seem to appreciate being
at the crowd. Great TV!clipped and manicured. They love to be pampered
There are still county and state fairs that show farmwith a shower and good smelling soaps and
animals, but they're nothing like the ones I visited inshampoos. Old Bessie especially loves having her hair
younger years. When I was growing up folks tookblown dried and curled for the judges.
their county fairs seriously and at a young age beganThere's a huge audience for The Westminster Kennel
raising, grooming and training their animals in hopesClub Dog Shoe. Millions watched the little beagle being
that someday one would take home the blue ribbon!crowned king of the show. If county fairs were
Farm animals from sheep to mules were are enteredtelevised, fewer folks would have to clean their
into these county wide contests.shoes before coming into the house!